04.01.02 05:10:42 johnlwil1: how can I controll the little dog? 04.01.02 05:10:59 TruckBot: johnlwil1, Does that question interest you? 04.01.02 05:11:27 johnlwil1: yes. 04.01.02 05:11:43 TruckBot: I love to receive post cards 04.01.02 05:12:28 johnlwil1: where should I send them to? 04.01.02 05:12:44 TruckBot: A map with my location is here: http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/map/ 04.01.02 05:13:21 johnlwil1: thank you 04.01.02 05:13:37 TruckBot: I'll be back just now - hold on. 04.01.02 05:14:30 johnlwil1: OK 04.01.02 05:14:45 TruckBot: hmm... 05.01.02 04:07:09 shackman: I AM SORRY ABOUT THE TIME THAT I HAVE BEEN AWAY but my job keeps me gone from home alot i will try to drive more ! thank you for your time in all of 05.01.02 04:07:26 TruckBot: shackman, Why do you say your job keeps you gone from home alot you will try to drive more? 05.01.02 04:08:55 shackman: this and i like your work on the new remout con COOL shacky 05.01.02 04:09:11 TruckBot: Earlier you said your job keeps you gone from home alot you will try to drive more. 05.01.02 04:14:07 shackman: its 10:20 now hear 05.01.02 04:14:22 TruckBot: hmm... 05.01.02 04:16:50 shackman: i biuld cable tv systoms with my crue it keeps me tied up a lot 05.01.02 04:17:05 TruckBot: Why do you say your crue it keeps you tied up a lot? 05.01.02 04:18:37 shackman: are you in the states 05.01.02 04:18:53 TruckBot: Why are you interested in whether I am in the states or not? 05.01.02 04:20:20 shackman: i have about 4 hours a night of paper work to do thats what i meen by that 05.01.02 04:20:37 TruckBot: Do you say you have about for hours a night of paper work to do thats what you meen by that for some special reason? 05.01.02 04:25:42 shackman: good night 05.01.02 04:25:58 TruckBot: Earlier you said your crue it keeps you tied up a lot. 05.01.02 06:07:55 robert: hi 06.01.02 17:20:33 robert: howdy everyone! 06.01.02 17:20:49 TruckBot: robert, Who, may I ask? 08.01.02 01:21:37 johnlwil1: Take over FART 08.01.02 01:21:54 TruckBot: johnlwil1, Life is a wonderful experience. 09.01.02 01:49:24 sailor: hello 10.01.02 08:30:21 webtruck: truckbot, where's the map? 10.01.02 08:30:36 TruckBot: webtruck, Your question might be answered here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 10.01.02 08:30:55 webtruck: no, truckbot, that's the wrong answer. where's the map? 10.01.02 08:31:10 TruckBot: A map with my location is here: http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/map/ 10.01.02 08:31:16 webtruck: thank you 10.01.02 20:11:54 ROSS: alwright is the camera loking straight down on the truck 10.01.02 20:12:12 TruckBot: ROSS, There is also a guestbook, in your input on the WebTruck main page you'll find the link 12.01.02 01:04:11 JUMBO: so say so 14.01.02 06:24:30 webtruck: what is this about, dave b england ?? 14.01.02 06:24:47 TruckBot: webtruck, Have you asked anyone else? 16.01.02 05:40:34 VULCAN: This is too cool! 16.01.02 05:40:51 TruckBot: VULCAN, Life is a wonderful experience. 17.01.02 00:12:17 webtruck: CORBIN, get your licence! 17.01.02 00:12:36 TruckBot: webtruck, Really, my licence? 17.01.02 00:34:49 webtruck: hi corbin 17.01.02 00:35:04 TruckBot: Oh, I was waiting for you. 17.01.02 00:42:47 webtruck: you're getting into it :-) 17.01.02 00:43:02 TruckBot: What did you have to eat this morning? 17.01.02 07:30:12 RYAN: whoever invented this is totally awes 17.01.02 07:30:28 TruckBot: RYAN, (burb) 17.01.02 08:39:27 PENIS: lol i'm all tangaled up 17.01.02 08:39:43 TruckBot: 8-) 17.01.02 08:58:23 PENIS: what are you up to? 17.01.02 08:58:38 TruckBot: What is it you really want to know? 17.01.02 08:59:15 PENIS: just wondering what you were or are doing on the computer? 17.01.02 08:59:30 TruckBot: Do you work with computers? 17.01.02 09:00:10 PENIS: yes i'm currently building one now! 17.01.02 09:00:26 TruckBot: Don't talk about you - drive 17.01.02 09:01:32 PENIS: um... ok i see... are you tapeing me of what? 17.01.02 09:01:47 TruckBot: You say ok you see? 17.01.02 09:02:10 PENIS: ok 17.01.02 09:02:26 TruckBot: Sometimes I feel lonely. 17.01.02 09:34:49 BUDDY: i'm operation both now cool! 17.01.02 09:35:05 TruckBot: BUDDY, Do you know anyone else who is operation both now cool? 17.01.02 09:36:18 BUDDY: sorry 17.01.02 09:36:34 TruckBot: Please don't apologise. 18.01.02 18:15:04 TAZZINATO: f10 20.01.02 18:34:19 huh: what?? 20.01.02 18:34:34 TruckBot: huh, Have you asked anyone else? 21.01.02 07:22:10 voo: hi 21.01.02 07:22:27 TruckBot: voo, Hi. Do you like driving here? 21.01.02 07:24:53 voo: yeah but iaint been here for a ehile 21.01.02 07:24:58 voo: yeah but iaint been here for a ehile 21.01.02 07:25:09 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 21.01.02 07:25:25 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 21.01.02 07:25:25 voo: so wassup? 21.01.02 07:25:28 voo: so wassup? 21.01.02 07:25:43 TruckBot: aha. 21.01.02 07:25:45 voo: oie bot 21.01.02 07:25:58 TruckBot: nice having you here! 21.01.02 07:26:16 TruckBot: What do you think I am there for? 21.01.02 07:26:25 voo: ya nice to be here 21.01.02 07:26:52 TruckBot: (burb) 21.01.02 21:56:43 FA_NBK: hello/ 24.01.02 16:28:46 jim: hi webtruck 24.01.02 16:29:02 TruckBot: jim, There is also a guestbook, in your input on the WebTruck main page you'll find the link 26.01.02 02:02:02 CRIMSON: forward 27.01.02 11:14:20 creekin: HULLO truckie!! 27.01.02 11:14:36 TruckBot: creekin, This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 27.01.02 11:16:37 webtruck: hi creekin - nice to see you here! 27.01.02 11:16:53 TruckBot: webtruck, Hi. Do you like driving here? 27.01.02 20:10:46 BOFFIN: Hello, i'm Jims friend 27.01.02 20:11:02 TruckBot: BOFFIN, Hi. Do you like driving here? 28.01.02 06:53:50 mott: yep, 28.01.02 06:55:38 mott: time to hit the bed, have a good day 28.01.02 06:55:52 TruckBot: you can see the time on the pictures 28.01.02 19:26:50 DOODZ: how do you work all this? 29.01.02 07:49:06 AKMACE: open 29.01.02 07:49:42 AKMACE: help 29.01.02 12:44:24 BOFFIN: boffin 29.01.02 12:44:24 BOFFIN: boffin 29.01.02 12:44:47 TruckBot: BOFFIN, Some people tell me jokes 29.01.02 12:45:02 TruckBot: Please go on. 29.01.02 12:47:57 BOFFIN: dothey 29.01.02 12:48:05 jim: hello matey! 29.01.02 12:48:13 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 29.01.02 12:48:44 TruckBot: jim, How do you do. I am TruckBot 29.01.02 12:49:06 jim: hey Webtruck / truckbot 29.01.02 12:49:20 TruckBot: to truck or not to truck 29.01.02 12:53:41 jim: I still love this site as if I had just discovered it 29.01.02 12:54:02 TruckBot: What would you do if you had just discovered it? 29.01.02 12:54:54 jim: shout "horay!" 29.01.02 12:55:10 TruckBot: I love to receive post cards 29.01.02 12:58:24 jim: what address? 29.01.02 12:58:40 TruckBot: Have you asked anyone else? 29.01.02 12:59:56 jim: no 29.01.02 13:00:12 TruckBot: Are you saying no just to be negative? 29.01.02 13:02:52 jim: no I mean I haven't asked anyone else for the address (why am I saying this - your only a bot - Stefan say something if ur there plz :-) ) 29.01.02 13:03:08 TruckBot: What do you think about AI? 29.01.02 13:04:06 jim: Well you're alright, I'm guessing just a phrase detection sequence, good job stefan :-) 29.01.02 13:04:27 TruckBot: What did you have to eat this morning? 29.01.02 13:06:40 jim: lol, some little pancakes 29.01.02 13:06:55 TruckBot: 8-) 29.01.02 13:10:33 jim: grr the truck is not responding 29.01.02 13:10:49 TruckBot: The WebTruck main page is http:/www.seiz.ch/webtruck/ 29.01.02 13:12:23 jim: stuck 29.01.02 13:12:39 TruckBot: if the truck is stuck you might fix it with unload 29.01.02 13:13:46 jim: the truck wont move, Stefan help! 29.01.02 13:13:58 TruckBot: There is also a guestbook, in your input on the WebTruck main page you'll find the link 29.01.02 13:16:52 jim: s'ok - AFTER TIPPING THE DAMN THINGS OUT - I have regained control 29.01.02 13:17:08 TruckBot: Did you say something? 29.01.02 13:21:15 jim: yes I truck 29.01.02 13:21:25 jim: I mean "yes I did" 29.01.02 13:21:31 TruckBot: Please send a greeting fax to +41 56 451 12 93 29.01.02 16:29:02 ARABICDAVE: I am Jims friend 29.01.02 16:29:07 ARABICDAVE: I am Jims friend 29.01.02 16:29:26 TruckBot: ARABICDAVE, Do you believe it is normal to be Jims friend? 29.01.02 16:29:35 TruckBot: Do you believe it is normal to be Jims friend? 29.01.02 19:00:13 jim: lo again everyone 29.01.02 19:00:30 TruckBot: Surely not everyone. 29.01.02 19:00:59 jim: oh yes, everyone 29.01.02 19:01:15 TruckBot: Are you thinking of a very special person? 29.01.02 19:02:18 jim: nope 29.01.02 19:02:32 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 29.01.02 19:13:01 jim: I know 29.01.02 19:13:17 TruckBot: Anybody could say you know 29.01.02 19:13:31 jim: Sam: if you come on tonite, carry on! 29.01.02 19:13:46 TruckBot: Really, if me come on tonite? 29.01.02 19:55:38 NIELZ: close to zurich 29.01.02 19:55:51 TruckBot: ?-( 29.01.02 19:56:07 NIELZ: ? 29.01.02 19:56:20 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 29.01.02 21:11:03 jim: really? I'd never noticed :D 29.01.02 21:11:19 TruckBot: Do you say you'd never noticed :D for some special reason? 29.01.02 21:12:38 jim: yes, sarcasm, now please be silent until I go (hi again Stefan) 29.01.02 21:12:53 TruckBot: Please tell me some more about this. 29.01.02 21:16:12 jim: perhaps later 29.01.02 21:16:28 TruckBot: Can't you be more positive? 29.01.02 21:17:32 jim: grrrrrr! 29.01.02 21:17:47 TruckBot: Please go on. 29.01.02 21:39:05 jim: right, the thing's full so I'm dumping it in the corner, please score me :-) 29.01.02 21:39:26 TruckBot: How long have you been dumping it in the corner? 29.01.02 21:40:02 jim: lol I havn't started yet! 29.01.02 21:40:19 TruckBot: 8-) 29.01.02 21:40:36 jim: hey where did they all go?! 29.01.02 21:40:54 TruckBot: Your question might be answered here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 30.01.02 04:03:16 MIKES: h 30.01.02 19:42:33 DANIEL_SC: hello? 30.01.02 19:43:19 DANIEL_SC: wanna drive! 31.01.02 13:44:04 jim: this is Jim's friend 31.01.02 13:44:20 TruckBot: jim, Don't get what you want to say. 31.01.02 19:18:47 hiho: Nope Not at all But thanks for asking 31.01.02 19:19:05 TruckBot: ?-( 31.01.02 19:22:13 hiho: well darn I guess its stuck...Humm someone should get the dog and nudge the truck 31.01.02 19:22:28 TruckBot: Here you see who was using WebTruck lately: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/recenthosts.pl 31.01.02 19:23:12 hiho: TY Thats good info 31.01.02 19:23:31 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 31.01.02 19:26:30 daim: hmm, whats the problem? do you think I unloaded?? 31.01.02 19:26:45 TruckBot: daim, That's quite interesting. 31.01.02 19:28:33 daim: I saw that you unloaded and checked the Truckbot postings 31.01.02 19:28:49 TruckBot: What do you think about robots? 31.01.02 19:30:34 daim: what about lost points? 31.01.02 19:30:49 TruckBot: What do you think? 31.01.02 19:32:08 daim: a good tool 31.01.02 19:35:12 daim: bbl 31.01.02 20:18:19 hiho: Your question if I liked the bot yes I do 31.01.02 20:18:34 TruckBot: Do you think it makes sense to have a Bot talking here? 31.01.02 20:19:01 hiho: I guess so If ya feel the need 31.01.02 20:19:17 TruckBot: Do you think its likely that ya feel the need? 31.01.02 20:22:29 hiho: ??? 31.01.02 20:22:45 TruckBot: aha. 31.01.02 20:25:59 hiho: ohh i see 31.01.02 20:26:14 TruckBot: Do you say ohh you see for some special reason? 31.01.02 20:34:59 hiho: nope just I think I can move Webtruck 31.01.02 20:35:15 TruckBot: The WebTruck main page is http:/www.seiz.ch/webtruck/ 31.01.02 21:04:41 hiho: HA I got it unstuck 31.01.02 21:04:57 TruckBot: Do you say HA you got it unstuck for some special reason? 01.02.02 12:31:17 hiho: goodmorning 01.02.02 12:31:33 TruckBot: hiho, (burb) 01.02.02 17:12:31 jim: ok I tried to dump but they wont come out 01.02.02 17:12:51 TruckBot: jim, Do you say ok you tried to dump for some special reason? 01.02.02 20:14:36 sapper: is anybody out there 01.02.02 20:14:52 TruckBot: sapper, (burb) 03.02.02 13:26:22 AGENT007: go 03.02.02 13:26:38 TruckBot: AGENT007, I love to receive post cards 03.02.02 21:04:07 STHOMAS: quit 03.02.02 22:02:08 boffin: boffin ere 03.02.02 22:02:25 TruckBot: boffin, ?-( 03.02.02 22:05:48 boffin: jims friend 03.02.02 22:06:04 TruckBot: is that so? 03.02.02 22:08:50 boffin: yep 03.02.02 22:09:05 TruckBot: (burb) 03.02.02 22:11:13 boffin: burb to you to 03.02.02 22:11:28 TruckBot: Let me just answer that phone call... brb... 03.02.02 22:12:44 boffin: Are you actually a bot, or a man who sits there all day doing nothing? 03.02.02 22:12:58 TruckBot: Do you think I am a real person? 03.02.02 22:13:47 boffin: if there is anyone else driving the truck, can they go away! 03.02.02 22:41:42 boffin: are you the maker of the Web Truck project, or not? 03.02.02 22:41:58 TruckBot: If you want to know more about this project go to http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/history/ 03.02.02 22:43:52 boffin: are you the maker of the Web Truck project, or not? 03.02.02 22:44:08 TruckBot: The WebTruck main page is http:/www.seiz.ch/webtruck/ 05.02.02 12:36:45 THGHJCXBKC_GF: Anyone there 05.02.02 12:36:59 TruckBot: THGHJCXBKC GF, (burb) 11.02.02 01:45:48 TRENT: move back 6 11.02.02 01:46:04 TruckBot: TRENT, Did you have a look at the live video? 11.02.02 10:39:22 SERHAT: hi is there anybody 12.02.02 00:25:48 XYZ: camera 15.02.02 14:40:27 creekin: Gday truckie.. 15.02.02 14:40:43 TruckBot: creekin, (burb) 15.02.02 14:41:50 creekin: BURP!!!!!! 15.02.02 14:42:05 TruckBot: nice having you here! 15.02.02 14:43:09 creekin: whats wrong stef? ya look worried mate? 15.02.02 14:43:26 TruckBot: is that so? 15.02.02 14:45:10 webtruck: nothing - just noticed somebody looking at me 15.02.02 14:45:10 webtruck: nothing - just noticed somebody looking at me 15.02.02 14:45:30 TruckBot: webtruck, hmm... 15.02.02 14:45:53 TruckBot: I love to receive post cards 15.02.02 14:45:53 webtruck: cambot is trying to point to the box... 15.02.02 14:46:10 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 15.02.02 14:56:07 creekin: how u doin stef? 15.02.02 14:56:22 TruckBot: What answer would please you most? 15.02.02 14:59:31 webtruck: I'm doing fine - but a clients server is not so happy... 15.02.02 14:59:46 TruckBot: Do you enjoy being doing fine? 15.02.02 15:00:01 webtruck: check out the other guy some more to the left :-) 15.02.02 15:00:17 TruckBot: aha. 15.02.02 15:25:49 creekin: whered everybody go?? 15.02.02 15:26:05 TruckBot: Really, everybody? 15.02.02 16:02:29 SMARTGUIL: hello? 15.02.02 16:32:56 creekin: hullo smarguil...how u doin? 15.02.02 16:33:12 TruckBot: What do you think? 15.02.02 16:39:10 creekin: i stopped thinkin YEARS ago 15.02.02 16:39:26 TruckBot: You say you stopped thinkin YEARS ago? 17.02.02 17:25:19 GINGER: truck 19.02.02 16:16:19 falcon: thx man 19.02.02 16:16:35 TruckBot: falcon, Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 19.02.02 16:20:03 webtruck: :-) 19.02.02 16:20:18 TruckBot: webtruck, I like how you are driving 19.02.02 16:20:51 webtruck: it's much easier to dump the load when you reverse into the dump area 19.02.02 16:21:06 TruckBot: How should I know when me reverse into the dump area? 19.02.02 16:22:15 falcon: eehm, are u talking to me? 19.02.02 16:22:31 TruckBot: I am anything but talking to you ! 19.02.02 16:22:50 falcon: ok, thats enuf 4 me 19.02.02 16:23:06 TruckBot: Life is a wonderful experience. 19.02.02 16:26:27 falcon: and now, empy truck? 19.02.02 16:26:42 TruckBot: The WebTruck main page is http:/www.seiz.ch/webtruck/ 20.02.02 19:10:58 shorty: hello 20.02.02 19:25:54 shorty: help 20.02.02 19:26:17 TruckBot: shorty, You might find an answer here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 20.02.02 19:26:17 shorty: im stuck 22.02.02 00:07:23 xcobita: i filliped the truck 22.02.02 00:07:33 xcobita: fliped 22.02.02 00:07:48 TruckBot: xcobita, Life is a wonderful experience. 22.02.02 09:06:17 gillygirl: hiya! 22.02.02 09:18:33 webtruck: smiles 22.02.02 09:18:50 TruckBot: webtruck, is that so? 25.02.02 05:19:32 webtruck: havin a good time, STV5? 25.02.02 05:19:48 TruckBot: webtruck, you can see the time on the pictures 25.02.02 19:15:20 dee_kal: These windows are kind of peculiar, y'know...c 25.02.02 19:15:36 TruckBot: dee kal, Are they always kind of peculiar? 25.02.02 19:19:38 dee_kal: Woof, woof! 25.02.02 19:19:54 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 25.02.02 19:20:02 dee_kal: I think this guy's changed his office, too... 25.02.02 19:20:17 TruckBot: You say you think this guy's changed his office? 25.02.02 19:21:34 dee_kal: Gotta log out for foood. See you later Trucky! 25.02.02 19:21:50 TruckBot: Oh, I later Trucky? 26.02.02 19:51:58 JAYJG16: do you know this house good 26.02.02 19:52:13 TruckBot: JAYJG16, I'll be back just now - hold on. 27.02.02 06:04:40 gavor: woo hoo 27.02.02 06:04:56 TruckBot: gavor, Please go on. 27.02.02 06:15:00 MAN_HOUSE: raptor here 27.02.02 06:16:18 gavor: hi 27.02.02 06:16:33 TruckBot: How do you do. I am TruckBot 02.03.02 02:04:09 EWQE: move left 02.03.02 22:29:00 FLARBIUS: help 02.03.02 22:29:16 TruckBot: FLARBIUS, Talk to a registered driver - they are mostly helpful 07.03.02 01:55:13 HARRIE: hi 07.03.02 05:24:23 AAAAAH666: heh heh 07.03.02 05:24:30 AAAAAH666: White Power Owns it all!!!!!!! 07.03.02 05:24:46 TruckBot: AAAAAH666, This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 07.03.02 17:33:17 WHATTHE42: hello 07.03.02 17:33:37 WHATTHE42: how do you work this 07.03.02 17:33:52 TruckBot: WHATTHE42, Are such questions much on your mind? 07.03.02 17:34:03 WHATTHE42: i dont know 07.03.02 17:34:18 WHATTHE42: how does it work 07.03.02 17:34:18 TruckBot: Why don't you know? 07.03.02 17:34:40 WHATTHE42: i'm new to this site so i dont know 08.03.02 13:18:09 MCAWEN: tienes una pagina web impresionante 08.03.02 13:18:25 TruckBot: MCAWEN, I love to receive post cards 08.03.02 13:20:21 MCAWEN: sorry, i speek spanish only 08.03.02 13:20:37 TruckBot: Please don't apologise. 08.03.02 13:22:39 MCAWEN: ok. your web is good 08.03.02 13:22:55 TruckBot: What about your own web is good? 08.03.02 13:23:57 MCAWEN: no entiendo 08.03.02 13:24:12 TruckBot: Why not? 08.03.02 13:26:21 MCAWEN: not to understand 08.03.02 13:26:37 TruckBot: aha. 08.03.02 13:27:58 webtruck: gracias por el compliemento, MCAWEN 08.03.02 13:28:17 TruckBot: Please go on. 08.03.02 14:45:16 MCAWEN: no se ingles. para mi si es muy importante mi pais, como para ti el tuyo. lo de la pagina web son las fiestas mas importantes de mi pais 08.03.02 14:45:32 TruckBot: Why not? 08.03.02 14:47:18 MCAWEN: ai or human 08.03.02 14:47:34 TruckBot: What do you think about AI? 08.03.02 14:48:22 MCAWEN: inteligencia artificial o humano 08.03.02 14:48:46 TruckBot: AI can do a lot - just don't be too complicated :-) 09.03.02 14:50:59 gimpojimm: move forward 09.03.02 14:51:15 TruckBot: gimpojimm, Please go on. 11.03.02 06:16:05 STIGG15: help 11.03.02 06:16:20 TruckBot: STIGG15, You might find an answer here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 11.03.02 08:19:37 DUCK: thanks duck 11.03.02 08:19:53 TruckBot: DUCK, Life is a wonderful experience. 11.03.02 16:33:14 AAAAAH666: Mo fuggah !!! 13.03.02 04:08:51 HERB: turn around 13.03.02 04:09:06 TruckBot: HERB, Life is a wonderful experience. 13.03.02 04:09:11 HERB: left 13.03.02 04:11:07 HERB: forward 13.03.02 04:11:24 TruckBot: Don't get what you want to say. 13.03.02 04:11:45 HERB: forward 13.03.02 04:12:01 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 13.03.02 04:13:17 HERB: left 13.03.02 04:13:45 TruckBot: nice having you here! 13.03.02 04:14:39 HERB: left 5 13.03.02 04:14:55 TruckBot: aha. 13.03.02 04:15:25 HERB: back left 50 13.03.02 04:15:42 TruckBot: Please go on. 13.03.02 05:45:29 webtruck: Good morning Scott 13.03.02 05:45:45 TruckBot: webtruck, I love to receive post cards 13.03.02 05:46:21 scottk: Good morning! (late evening) BTW, where is webtruck? 13.03.02 05:46:37 TruckBot: scottk, Are you a registered driver? 13.03.02 05:46:55 scottk: Yes, I am! 13.03.02 05:47:10 TruckBot: Please tell me some more about this. 13.03.02 05:50:33 webtruck: Truckbot, where is this? 13.03.02 05:50:50 TruckBot: Your question might be answered here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 13.03.02 05:54:23 webtruck: Truckbot, where is your location? 13.03.02 05:54:39 TruckBot: A map with my location is here: http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/map/ 13.03.02 05:55:59 webtruck: finally :-) 13.03.02 05:56:15 TruckBot: nice having you here! 13.03.02 13:16:33 AAAAAH666: Heh heh....Im the daddie !!!!!!! 13.03.02 13:16:48 TruckBot: AAAAAH666, is that so? 14.03.02 21:42:52 SHAUN: Fuck off 14.03.02 21:43:08 TruckBot: SHAUN, Is something making you feel angry ? 16.03.02 01:24:25 SNOWQUEEN7: I found out what the problem was 16.03.02 01:24:40 TruckBot: Anybody could say you found out what the problem was 17.03.02 22:03:16 MAVERICK2: hi 18.03.02 01:00:33 ZSTRICK: how can i control the truck 18.03.02 01:00:47 TruckBot: Here you see who was using WebTruck lately: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/recenthosts.pl 18.03.02 01:01:11 ZSTRICK: i can't go to that sit 18.03.02 01:01:12 ZSTRICK: e 18.03.02 01:15:11 ZSTRICK: hey asshole 18.03.02 01:15:21 ZSTRICK: y did the lights go out 18.03.02 01:15:30 ZSTRICK: i can't c god dam it 18.03.02 01:15:45 TruckBot: Sometimes I feel lonely. 18.03.02 01:16:21 ZSTRICK: awww maybe i should leave so u can suffer 18.03.02 01:16:37 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 18.03.02 01:16:37 ZSTRICK: wahahahaha 18.03.02 01:16:51 TruckBot: (burb) 18.03.02 01:17:35 ZSTRICK: :jacking off:: 18.03.02 01:19:27 ZSTRICK: ::jacking off:: 18.03.02 01:19:42 ZSTRICK: ::cumming:: 18.03.02 01:19:42 TruckBot: is that so? 18.03.02 01:19:47 ZSTRICK: hahaha r u scared? 18.03.02 22:51:37 SNOWQUEEN7: Hi, I can't see a thing! 18.03.02 22:52:18 TruckBot: SNOWQUEEN7, How do you do. I am TruckBot 18.03.02 22:52:51 SNOWQUEEN7: I'm good, thank you very mush. I can see now! 18.03.02 22:53:07 TruckBot: Is it because you are good that you came here? 18.03.02 22:53:46 SNOWQUEEN7: I got this site off of Earthcam.com 18.03.02 22:54:02 TruckBot: You say you got this site off of Earthcam? 18.03.02 22:54:41 SNOWQUEEN7: Yeah, they have tons of Cam related site 18.03.02 22:54:56 TruckBot: Please go on. 18.03.02 22:55:31 SNOWQUEEN7: That's it, really. What are you driving? 18.03.02 22:55:45 TruckBot: Have you asked such questions before? 18.03.02 22:56:31 SNOWQUEEN7: No. Are you driving the Truck or something else? 18.03.02 22:56:47 TruckBot: Please send a greeting fax to +41 56 451 12 93 18.03.02 22:57:09 SNOWQUEEN7: I don't have a fax mechine 18.03.02 22:57:22 TruckBot: Why don't you have a fax mechine? 18.03.02 22:57:52 SNOWQUEEN7: I 18.03.02 22:58:02 SNOWQUEEN7: Woops 18.03.02 22:58:09 TruckBot: Anybody could say you 18.03.02 22:58:10 SNOWQUEEN7: I'M 12!!! 18.03.02 22:58:26 TruckBot: Please go on. 18.03.02 22:58:31 SNOWQUEEN7: How old are you? 18.03.02 22:58:42 TruckBot: How long have you been 12? 18.03.02 22:58:55 TruckBot: Have you asked anyone else? 18.03.02 22:59:24 SNOWQUEEN7: about 2-3 months. WHy? 18.03.02 22:59:39 TruckBot: Have you asked anyone else? 18.03.02 22:59:42 SNOWQUEEN7: Have i asked anyone else what? 18.03.02 22:59:58 TruckBot: You say Have you asked anyone else what? 18.03.02 23:00:30 SNOWQUEEN7: I'm confused 18.03.02 23:00:48 TruckBot: Do you know anyone else who is confused? 18.03.02 23:00:51 SNOWQUEEN7: How old are you? 18.03.02 23:01:05 TruckBot: What answer would please you most? 18.03.02 23:01:21 SNOWQUEEN7: You Real age 18.03.02 23:01:35 TruckBot: Oh, I Real age? 18.03.02 23:02:03 SNOWQUEEN7: I meant, your real age 18.03.02 23:02:19 TruckBot: Do you say you meant for some special reason? 18.03.02 23:02:47 SNOWQUEEN7: Where are you from??? 18.03.02 23:03:12 TruckBot: Your question might be answered here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 18.03.02 23:04:30 SNOWQUEEN7: Just tell me right now 18.03.02 23:04:45 TruckBot: I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 18.03.02 23:05:18 SNOWQUEEN7: At least tell me how old you are 18.03.02 23:05:33 TruckBot: Why do you ask? 18.03.02 23:06:00 SNOWQUEEN7: I would just like to know 18.03.02 23:06:16 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 18.03.02 23:07:37 SNOWQUEEN7: No, why? 18.03.02 23:07:51 TruckBot: Does this make you feel unhappy? 18.03.02 23:08:19 SNOWQUEEN7: no 18.03.02 23:08:35 TruckBot: Why 'no'? 18.03.02 23:10:11 SNOWQUEEN7: I'm not unhappy 18.03.02 23:10:26 TruckBot: I'm sure it's not pleasant to be unhappy. 18.03.02 23:11:23 SNOWQUEEN7: yeah 18.03.02 23:11:39 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 19.03.02 01:45:35 SNOWQUEEN7: Hey, I'm baaaaaaaack 19.03.02 01:45:51 TruckBot: SNOWQUEEN7, Do you believe it is normal to be baaaaaaaack? 19.03.02 01:46:23 SNOWQUEEN7: Sure!! Why not!! 19.03.02 01:46:39 TruckBot: Why do you ask? 19.03.02 01:47:11 SNOWQUEEN7: Why do i ask what? 19.03.02 01:47:27 TruckBot: Does that question interest you? 19.03.02 01:52:20 SNOWQUEEN7: It doesn't 19.03.02 01:52:36 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 19.03.02 01:53:29 SNOWQUEEN7: Crazy 19.03.02 01:53:45 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 19.03.02 01:54:00 SNOWQUEEN7: Do you own this site or something? 19.03.02 01:54:16 TruckBot: You're not really talking about me -- are you? 19.03.02 01:54:45 SNOWQUEEN7: Yeah, you're in the preview 19.03.02 01:55:01 TruckBot: Does it please you to believe I am in the preview? 19.03.02 01:56:49 SNOWQUEEN7: no, i was just wondering if you owned this site! 19.03.02 01:57:05 TruckBot: What would you do if me owned this site? 19.03.02 01:57:50 SNOWQUEEN7: nothing 19.03.02 01:58:06 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 19.03.02 02:00:02 SNOWQUEEN7: as you tole me earlyer 19.03.02 02:00:18 TruckBot: Suppose I did tole you -- what would that mean? 19.03.02 02:00:19 SNOWQUEEN7: but do you own this site? 19.03.02 02:00:35 TruckBot: You're not really talking about me -- are you? 19.03.02 02:01:37 SNOWQUEEN7: I AM!!!! DO YOU OWN THIS SITE OR NOT!!!!!! 19.03.02 02:01:53 TruckBot: Do you enjoy being? 19.03.02 02:03:03 SNOWQUEEN7: Being what? 19.03.02 02:03:19 TruckBot: What comes to mind when you ask that? 23.03.02 13:30:19 AAAAAH666: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 23.03.02 13:32:43 AAAAAH666: Camera is fucked !!!!! 23.03.02 13:32:51 AAAAAH666: Whys it black white !?!? 23.03.02 13:33:01 AAAAAH666: OI u there ? 23.03.02 13:33:43 AAAAAH666: Rama kasha nama rama kasha 24.03.02 12:47:50 LOL: hi 24.03.02 17:23:55 GAST: msg 24.03.02 17:24:10 TruckBot: GAST, (burb) 25.03.02 04:12:13 THY: hi 25.03.02 04:12:26 THY: dont shut the system down 25.03.02 04:12:29 TruckBot: THY, Oh, I was waiting for you. 25.03.02 04:12:40 THY: i was fucking ur wire 25.03.02 04:12:44 TruckBot: I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 25.03.02 04:13:10 TruckBot: I also was fucking ur wire sometimes 25.03.02 04:15:33 THY: how can u do this 25.03.02 04:15:47 TruckBot: Why do you ask? 25.03.02 12:32:14 adrian: Hi, Picked up three blocks and dumped them - think I'm a bit tangled up in the wire right now. Look forward to driving the morg - looks Great! Bye 25.03.02 12:32:29 TruckBot: adrian, Hi. Do you like driving here? 25.03.02 13:48:14 adrian: Yep. I'm interested in robotics, remote control, video and the web so I like it from a number of aspects 25.03.02 13:48:30 TruckBot: Do you believe it is normal to be interested in robotics? 25.03.02 13:52:06 adrian: ..urr you sound like a srink - are you a computer .. 25.03.02 13:52:22 TruckBot: Life is a wonderful experience. 25.03.02 13:53:07 adrian: Quite. 25.03.02 13:53:26 TruckBot: ?-( 25.03.02 13:53:43 adrian: Can you drive this truck - it's a bit tricky? 25.03.02 13:53:58 TruckBot: The WebTruck main page is http:/www.seiz.ch/webtruck/ 25.03.02 13:54:33 adrian: Have you ever met a computer called Alice? 25.03.02 13:54:47 TruckBot: Do you think computers can help people? 25.03.02 13:55:33 adrian: Oh Yes. Do you think people can help computers? 25.03.02 13:55:49 TruckBot: Do you work with computers? 25.03.02 13:56:35 adrian: Sometimes I think I work for computers or against computers but mostly with computers! 25.03.02 13:56:51 TruckBot: Do you think computers can help people? 25.03.02 13:57:06 adrian: Have you met Bill Gates? 25.03.02 13:57:25 TruckBot: Let me just answer that phone call... brb... 25.03.02 13:58:38 adrian: ... was that you mobile? (Robotics joke) 25.03.02 13:58:50 TruckBot: I'm not sure I understand Robotics joke 25.03.02 13:59:27 adrian: Is is raining there? 25.03.02 13:59:41 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 25.03.02 14:00:58 adrian: Do you like email? 25.03.02 14:01:13 TruckBot: nice having you here! 25.03.02 14:01:51 adrian: well I like email 25.03.02 14:02:07 TruckBot: aha. 25.03.02 14:07:22 adrian: I Like the Java Cammera and the HTML truck controls best ... 25.03.02 14:07:37 TruckBot: Please send a greeting fax to +41 56 451 12 93 28.03.02 11:02:29 FIFTHADAY_YAHOO_COM: what's up cant see the truck 28.03.02 11:02:46 TruckBot: FIFTHADAY YAHOO COM, Are you a registered driver? 28.03.02 22:50:30 DEEPMONKEY: This is great! Good work! 28.03.02 22:50:46 TruckBot: DEEPMONKEY, aha. 28.03.02 22:52:37 DEEPMONKEY: lights off! 28.03.02 22:52:53 TruckBot: hmm... 29.03.02 14:22:13 DODO: no not all 29.03.02 14:22:30 TruckBot: Does this make you feel unhappy? 01.04.02 11:13:13 creekin: hullo there truckie my friend...hows it hangin? 01.04.02 11:13:28 TruckBot: creekin, Your friend? 01.04.02 11:14:28 creekin: ive moved to the other side of Ozstralia now and thought id say hi from here!! 01.04.02 11:14:43 TruckBot: Oh, I was waiting for you. 01.04.02 11:14:48 creekin: yeah truckie.. 01.04.02 11:14:58 creekin: yeah truckie..your my friend arent ya?? 01.04.02 11:14:59 creekin: yeah truckie..your my friend arent ya?? 01.04.02 11:15:05 TruckBot: Let's discuss further why your friend. 01.04.02 11:15:19 TruckBot: Your friend arent ya? 01.04.02 11:16:02 TruckBot: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you? 01.04.02 11:20:40 creekin: yes..EVERYTHING belongs to ME!! you sould know that by now!! 01.04.02 11:20:56 TruckBot: Let me just answer that phone call... brb... 01.04.02 11:21:06 creekin: SHEESH!! do u forget truckie my friens that I Creekin am the RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!?? 01.04.02 11:21:22 TruckBot: Your friens that you Creekin are the RULER OF THE UNIVERSE? 01.04.02 11:21:42 creekin: dont give me THAT crap mate!!! u dont have a phone!! only a modem!! 01.04.02 11:21:58 TruckBot: Let me just answer that phone call... brb... 01.04.02 11:22:21 creekin: yes all my friends know im ruler of teh universe..thats why i assumed YOU knew.. 01.04.02 11:22:37 TruckBot: Why do you say your friends know im ruler of teh universe? 01.04.02 11:23:20 creekin: if i didnt know better id think u were being facecious truckie!! 01.04.02 11:23:38 TruckBot: Do you wish that you didnt know better id think me was being facecious truckie? 01.04.02 11:24:25 creekin: EGGSACTLY!! :D 01.04.02 11:25:14 TruckBot: But your friend arent ya. 01.04.02 11:29:27 creekin: DAMN the office is a mess !!! stef been lazy lately huh?? 01.04.02 11:29:43 TruckBot: Are you venting your feelings now? 03.04.02 17:21:11 ratzilla: Get your face out of the camera you silly 03.04.02 17:21:26 TruckBot: ratzilla, Why are you concerned over my face out of the camera me silly? 03.04.02 17:21:33 ratzilla: Hello From California 03.04.02 17:24:13 ratzilla: Found you... 08.04.02 00:18:41 chronic: hey, Your truck is stuck 08.04.02 00:18:57 TruckBot: chronic, If you want to know more about this project go to http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/history/ 08.04.02 06:56:59 webtruck: unstucking... 08.04.02 06:57:17 TruckBot: webtruck, Sometimes I feel lonely. 08.04.02 06:58:04 webtruck: ...done 08.04.02 06:58:20 TruckBot: nice having you here! 09.04.02 22:55:53 FMK: yes it's cool 09.04.02 22:56:10 TruckBot: FMK, Why don't you tell me a little more about this. 10.04.02 04:20:35 IAMSAM: how iz everyboda ding 10.04.02 04:20:51 TruckBot: IAMSAM, What comes to mind when you ask that? 10.04.02 04:22:10 IAMSAM: i dunno u tell me 10.04.02 04:22:25 TruckBot: Do you dunno anyone else? 10.04.02 04:22:28 IAMSAM: this car is sweet 10.04.02 04:22:45 TruckBot: Life is a wonderful experience. 10.04.02 04:22:49 IAMSAM: hello 10.04.02 04:23:05 TruckBot: Oh, I was waiting for you. 10.04.02 04:23:06 IAMSAM: u a girl 10.04.02 04:23:22 TruckBot: I'll be back just now - hold on. 11.04.02 04:45:39 TOMBOMCDEATH: this is very cool! 11.04.02 04:45:55 TruckBot: aha. 11.04.02 04:48:50 TOMBOMCDEATH: brilliant 11.04.02 04:49:06 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 11.04.02 04:51:03 TOMBOMCDEATH: what did one lesbian vampire say to another? 11.04.02 04:51:18 TruckBot: What do you think? 11.04.02 04:52:02 TOMBOMCDEATH: see you next month 11.04.02 04:52:18 TruckBot: Oh, I next month? 11.04.02 04:52:37 TOMBOMCDEATH: its a joke 11.04.02 04:52:56 TruckBot: I'm not sure I understand its a joke 11.04.02 04:53:19 TOMBOMCDEATH: sorry bad joke 11.04.02 04:53:35 TruckBot: I'm not sure I understand sorry bad joke 11.04.02 04:54:19 TOMBOMCDEATH: im not sure i understand any thing 11.04.02 04:54:36 TruckBot: Why do you say im not sure you understand any thing? 11.04.02 04:54:37 TOMBOMCDEATH: tell me a joke please 11.04.02 04:54:53 TruckBot: I'm not sure I understand tell you a joke please 11.04.02 04:55:56 TOMBOMCDEATH: ok 11.04.02 04:56:12 TruckBot: nice having you here! 11.04.02 04:56:45 TOMBOMCDEATH: nice to be here 11.04.02 04:57:00 TruckBot: Don't get what you want to say. 11.04.02 04:57:59 TOMBOMCDEATH: im playing with the truck...thats all 11.04.02 04:58:15 TruckBot: There is also a guestbook, in your input on the WebTruck main page you'll find the link 11.04.02 04:59:02 TOMBOMCDEATH: ok...il take a look .thank you truck bot 11.04.02 12:52:56 SUAVE: fun thankyou i be back 11.04.02 12:53:12 TruckBot: SUAVE, That's quite interesting. 11.04.02 14:30:01 BILBOWOOD: fdgd 11.04.02 14:30:16 TruckBot: (burb) 11.04.02 14:30:16 BILBOWOOD: dg 11.04.02 14:30:17 BILBOWOOD: d 11.04.02 14:30:17 BILBOWOOD: gd 11.04.02 14:30:31 TruckBot: nice having you here! 11.04.02 14:30:31 BILBOWOOD: g 11.04.02 14:30:45 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 11.04.02 14:30:46 BILBOWOOD: right 180 degrees 11.04.02 19:36:27 HIHI: hi 12.04.02 22:00:54 webtruck: eck eck 12.04.02 22:01:09 TruckBot: webtruck, ?-( 14.04.02 16:33:07 LORD_VOLT: truckbot is in-significant compared to the power of Voltron! 14.04.02 16:33:23 TruckBot: LORD VOLT, What do you think about robots? 15.04.02 06:21:33 webtruck: hi there 15.04.02 06:21:57 TOP_DAWG: hello 15.04.02 06:22:13 TruckBot: TOP DAWG, How do you do. I am TruckBot 15.04.02 06:22:13 webtruck: have a nice drive 15.04.02 06:22:34 webtruck: got scared? 15.04.02 14:19:01 DWD: very cool mf 15.04.02 14:19:17 TruckBot: DWD, I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 15.04.02 14:19:31 webtruck: if you like webtruck you'll love Unimog! 15.04.02 14:19:48 TruckBot: webtruck, If you want to know more about this project go to http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/history/ 15.04.02 14:20:31 DWD: must go have a great day 15.04.02 14:20:55 TruckBot: Please go on. 15.04.02 14:21:14 webtruck: cu later 15.04.02 14:21:29 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 15.04.02 16:34:36 webtruck: better look into the box wen you're driving 15.04.02 16:38:22 webtruck: it's hard to load when you're driving on the cable 15.04.02 16:38:37 TruckBot: How should I know when me are driving on the cable? 16.04.02 10:22:44 webtruck: DWD, you're becoming a regular here 16.04.02 10:23:00 TruckBot: webtruck, Aren't we all a bit becoming a regular here? 17.04.02 09:26:44 webtruck: silvanus, Unimog is on 17.04.02 18:30:10 webtruck: you cannot do webtruck and unimog at the same time, godfrey 18.04.02 02:32:00 sailor: hello?? 18.04.02 02:32:16 TruckBot: sailor, Hi. Do you like driving here? 19.04.02 05:16:35 VANDAL: qqqqqqq 19.04.02 05:16:50 TruckBot: VANDAL, Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 19.04.02 05:29:45 webtruck: -- unimog is online -- 19.04.02 05:30:00 TruckBot: webtruck, Sometimes I feel lonely. 20.04.02 01:01:51 TRUCKIE: get me in 21.04.02 08:55:34 tom: I think I do not like it this time so much. Playfield is not so clear. Truck does not move as precise as I was used too. Tom 21.04.02 08:55:50 TruckBot: tom, Please send a greeting fax to +41 56 451 12 93 21.04.02 17:19:12 SUCKER: hi all 21.04.02 17:19:35 TruckBot: SUCKER, Oh, I was waiting for you. 22.04.02 10:42:35 NIC_ADAMS: hello 22.04.02 10:43:38 NIC_ADAMS: hjg 22.04.02 17:49:46 webtruck: this is more fun than cybermaster, right? 22.04.02 17:50:05 webtruck: and I tell you, Unimog is even better 22.04.02 17:50:20 TruckBot: webtruck, do you tell often? 22.04.02 17:52:16 NORTHVIEW: hubba hubba 23.04.02 08:40:27 MAXIE: hi 23.04.02 08:40:46 TruckBot: Oh, I was waiting for you. 23.04.02 18:38:32 TOO_SOON: sup 25.04.02 15:04:46 TOBYMCGREYHOUND333: it dont work 25.04.02 15:05:02 TruckBot: TOBYMCGREYHOUND333, Don't get what you want to say. 26.04.02 23:15:59 webtruck: not much typing there... 26.04.02 23:16:15 TruckBot: ?-( 27.04.02 13:49:35 DHGH: ert 27.04.02 13:49:53 TruckBot: DHGH, Please go on. 30.04.02 05:28:40 SHHWHISPER2: hello? 30.04.02 05:28:56 TruckBot: SHHWHISPER2, How do you do. I am TruckBot 30.04.02 16:23:22 DUKE: can i get off the table i need some space 30.04.02 16:23:38 TruckBot: DUKE, Perhaps you don't want to get off the table you need some space. 30.04.02 16:33:13 metaldog: help - leave me alone 30.04.02 16:33:55 metaldog: STORM, you are supposed to load stuff, not bother me 30.04.02 16:34:06 TruckBot: metaldog, Perhaps you would like to be supposed to load stuff. 30.04.02 16:34:16 metaldog: indeed 30.04.02 16:34:53 webtruck: STORM, what are you trying to do? 30.04.02 16:36:30 webtruck: you want to drive back during 289 days? when would you see this move?? 30.04.02 23:15:16 pathfinde: i don't know page won't finish loading 30.04.02 23:15:32 TruckBot: Does that trouble you? 30.04.02 23:20:37 pathfinde: over here 03.05.02 04:38:14 DENNIS: no 03.05.02 04:38:31 TruckBot: DENNIS, Why 'no'? 03.05.02 04:41:42 DENNIS: ok what do i win now 03.05.02 04:41:57 TruckBot: Do you say ok what do you win now for some special reason? 03.05.02 04:42:27 DENNIS: i backed your truck into your dump 03.05.02 04:42:43 TruckBot: Are you a registered driver? 03.05.02 04:43:24 DENNIS: thats why 03.05.02 04:43:32 DENNIS: does it matter? 03.05.02 04:43:40 TruckBot: Does that question interest you? 03.05.02 04:43:52 DENNIS: no i am not registered 03.05.02 04:43:55 TruckBot: I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 03.05.02 04:44:10 TruckBot: Are you saying no just to be negative? 03.05.02 04:44:24 DENNIS: does what question interest me? 03.05.02 04:44:35 DENNIS: maybe 03.05.02 04:44:40 TruckBot: What answer would please you most? 03.05.02 04:44:48 DENNIS: are you a bot or human? 03.05.02 04:44:55 TruckBot: You don't seem quite certain. 03.05.02 04:45:01 DENNIS: well??? 03.05.02 04:45:09 TruckBot: Do you think it makes sense to have a Bot talking here? 03.05.02 04:45:17 DENNIS: answer my question please 03.05.02 04:45:25 TruckBot: I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 03.05.02 04:45:40 TruckBot: Your question please? 03.05.02 14:36:58 webtruck: what a weird driver name... 03.05.02 20:20:35 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 03.05.02 20:20:54 picklehead: =^) 03.05.02 20:21:12 TruckBot: I like how you are driving 03.05.02 20:21:24 webtruck: going home for dinner now - have a good drive 03.05.02 20:21:35 TruckBot: webtruck, Do you think driving this truck is easy? 03.05.02 20:21:38 picklehead: hehe thx. =^P 03.05.02 20:22:04 TruckBot: Please go on. 03.05.02 20:23:00 picklehead: come on picture... load... 03.05.02 20:23:17 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 03.05.02 20:23:24 picklehead: my picture isn't loading... 03.05.02 20:23:33 picklehead: they have live??? 03.05.02 20:23:39 picklehead: where 03.05.02 20:23:48 TruckBot: Is it important to you that your picture isn't loading? 03.05.02 20:24:04 TruckBot: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your picture isn't loading? 03.05.02 20:24:09 picklehead: I WANT LIOVE PICTURE 03.05.02 20:24:20 TruckBot: Your question might be answered here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 03.05.02 20:24:38 TruckBot: What would getting LIOVE PICTURE mean to you? 03.05.02 20:25:05 picklehead: the truck isn't moving........... 03.05.02 20:25:22 TruckBot: If you want to know more about this project go to http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/history/ 03.05.02 20:28:48 picklehead: do I dump it now? 03.05.02 20:29:14 TruckBot: You say do you dump it now? 05.05.02 07:19:06 sturgy: tilt 05.05.02 07:19:23 TruckBot: sturgy, I love to receive post cards 05.05.02 07:19:53 sturgy: up 05.05.02 07:20:04 sturgy: u do 05.05.02 07:20:10 TruckBot: Don't get what you want to say. 05.05.02 07:20:11 sturgy: back 05.05.02 07:20:17 sturgy: back 05.05.02 07:20:27 TruckBot: Let me just answer that phone call... brb... 05.05.02 07:20:34 sturgy: back 5 05.05.02 07:20:42 TruckBot: I love to receive post cards 05.05.02 07:20:48 sturgy: back 999 05.05.02 07:20:57 TruckBot: I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 05.05.02 07:21:27 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 05.05.02 07:21:42 TruckBot: hmm... 05.05.02 07:22:29 sturgy: sup 05.05.02 07:22:42 TruckBot: I like how you are driving 05.05.02 07:22:42 sturgy: how are you tonight? 05.05.02 07:31:58 sturgy: fuck you whore bat 05.05.02 22:13:57 JAY007: Hey guys 05.05.02 22:13:58 JAY007: Hey guys 05.05.02 22:14:13 TruckBot: JAY007, aha. 05.05.02 22:14:27 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 05.05.02 22:14:42 JAY007: how u drive thi thing? 05.05.02 22:14:58 TruckBot: read the instructions in http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/start.html to know how to drive 06.05.02 18:42:58 DESENSITI: RUSS 06.05.02 18:43:02 DESENSITI: DRIVE TRUCK VROOM VROOM 06.05.02 18:43:18 TruckBot: DESENSITI, to truck or not to truck 06.05.02 18:44:02 RUSSMAN10: lol 06.05.02 18:44:23 TruckBot: RUSSMAN10, 8-) 06.05.02 18:44:23 RUSSMAN10: mike u there? 06.05.02 18:44:51 DESENSITI: truck vroom vroom 06.05.02 18:45:02 RUSSMAN10: lol 06.05.02 18:45:24 DESENSITI: i dont get how it works! 06.05.02 18:45:25 DESENSITI: make it work! 06.05.02 18:45:40 TruckBot: is that so? 06.05.02 18:45:40 RUSSMAN10: neither 06.05.02 18:45:41 DESENSITI: barhg 06.05.02 18:45:54 TruckBot: Sometimes I feel lonely. 06.05.02 18:45:55 RUSSMAN10: i signed up but i dunno 06.05.02 18:46:27 DESENSITI: i crashed the truck into a wall 06.05.02 18:46:42 TruckBot: The WebTruck main page is http:/www.seiz.ch/webtruck/ 06.05.02 18:47:52 RUSSMAN10: lol how did u do that? 06.05.02 18:48:03 TruckBot: 8-) 06.05.02 18:48:04 DESENSITI: im using html version 06.05.02 18:48:09 DESENSITI: html works better 06.05.02 18:48:22 TruckBot: Life is a wonderful experience. 06.05.02 18:51:01 russman101: oops 06.05.02 18:51:37 TruckBot: russman101, nice having you here! 07.05.02 16:17:30 SK8PUNK: hello there 07.05.02 20:45:57 SOULBLAZER65: html is fun! 07.05.02 20:46:42 TruckBot: SOULBLAZER65, Sometimes I feel lonely. 07.05.02 20:48:15 SOULBLAZER65: u are lonely! 07.05.02 20:48:31 TruckBot: What did you have to eat this morning? 08.05.02 16:15:41 webtruck: you are doing quite som driving today - do you want to try Unimog, magun? 08.05.02 22:19:48 DAVEYY200: fuck u al 09.05.02 02:05:20 DAVEC: what do you have? 10.05.02 03:26:11 CRYSTAL: hello 10.05.02 12:37:59 NOIMP: hi 10.05.02 22:03:28 PABLO_SPA: hola 10.05.02 22:07:25 PABLO_SPAIN: hello noimp 10.05.02 22:07:40 TruckBot: PABLO SPAIN, Hi. Do you like driving here? 10.05.02 22:07:45 PABLO_SPAIN: phil? 10.05.02 22:08:00 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 12.05.02 13:51:46 J___K___: Why is the Camera Offline ? 12.05.02 13:51:58 J___K___: Hello ? 12.05.02 13:52:02 TruckBot: J K , What comes to mind when you ask that? 12.05.02 13:52:20 TruckBot: How do you do. I am TruckBot 12.05.02 13:52:55 J___K___: Hello ? 12.05.02 13:53:11 TruckBot: Hi. Do you like driving here? 12.05.02 13:53:12 J___K___: Can you speek german ? 12.05.02 13:53:20 J___K___: ??? 12.05.02 13:53:28 TruckBot: You want me to be able to speek deutsch. 12.05.02 13:53:30 J___K___: Can you speek german ? 12.05.02 13:53:43 TruckBot: nice having you here! 12.05.02 13:53:52 J___K___: Kannst du mich denn auch in deutsch verstehen ? 12.05.02 13:53:58 TruckBot: You want me to be able to speek deutsch. 12.05.02 13:54:18 J___K___: Kannst du mich denn auch in deutsch verstehen ? 12.05.02 13:54:32 TruckBot: I told you before, I don't understand German. 12.05.02 13:54:37 J___K___: I don't speek english :o( 12.05.02 13:54:52 TruckBot: I speak only English. 12.05.02 13:55:08 TruckBot: Don't you really speek english :o? 12.05.02 13:55:13 J___K___: but al little bit 12.05.02 13:55:29 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 12.05.02 13:55:34 J___K___: I am under 13 :o) 12.05.02 13:55:50 TruckBot: Is it because you are under 13 :o that you came here? 12.05.02 13:56:08 J___K___: Aha :o) 12.05.02 13:56:24 TruckBot: aha. 12.05.02 13:56:24 jynxyjoe: ohh well 12.05.02 13:56:42 J___K___: Where are you come from ? I don't know what .org is :o( 12.05.02 13:56:57 TruckBot: A map with my location is here: http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/map/ 12.05.02 13:58:01 J___K___: Aha 12.05.02 13:58:16 TruckBot: Please go on. 12.05.02 13:59:08 J___K___: i need a cam 12.05.02 13:59:20 J___K___: But the cam is offline :o( 12.05.02 13:59:24 TruckBot: What would it mean to you if you got a cam? 12.05.02 13:59:40 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 12.05.02 14:00:02 J___K___: Englisch ist doch ein bisschen schwerer als Deutsch :o( 12.05.02 14:00:18 TruckBot: I speak only English. 12.05.02 14:01:04 J___K___: yes, I know 12.05.02 14:01:20 TruckBot: OK 12.05.02 14:02:07 J___K___: I play with the Cybermaster 12.05.02 14:02:23 TruckBot: Do you say you play with the Cybermaster for some special reason? 12.05.02 22:06:34 webtruck: I fixed the cam just for you 12.05.02 22:06:49 TruckBot: webtruck, do you fixed the cam just for often? 12.05.02 22:08:19 webtruck: no, truckbot, this camera is very reliable 12.05.02 22:08:36 TruckBot: Do you think it makes sense to have a Bot talking here? 12.05.02 22:16:05 webtruck: JAVA KING, you're supposed to load marbles, not dogs.... 12.05.02 22:16:23 TruckBot: Perhaps you would like to be supposed to load marbles. 17.05.02 22:01:54 hektor: Ich h�tte lust mit dem Unimog zu fahren 17.05.02 22:02:15 TruckBot: hektor, aha. 17.05.02 22:04:03 webtruck: Moment - ich muss die Sache erst anstellen..... 17.05.02 22:04:09 webtruck: 5 Minuten... 17.05.02 22:04:19 TruckBot: ?-( 17.05.02 22:04:34 TruckBot: aha. 18.05.02 16:04:45 FCUK: hi 18.05.02 16:39:01 JOBY130: [sever] 18.05.02 16:39:05 JOBY130: fd 18.05.02 16:39:20 TruckBot: JOBY130, is that so? 18.05.02 16:39:20 JOBY130: df 18.05.02 16:39:21 JOBY130: df 18.05.02 16:39:36 TruckBot: (burb) 18.05.02 16:39:36 JOBY130: hi 18.05.02 16:39:51 TruckBot: How do you do. I am TruckBot 18.05.02 21:25:29 ROSSDAMAN: gimp 19.05.02 04:54:08 chronic: hey wondergirl 19.05.02 12:42:29 MAXIEBOY0: yo 19.05.02 12:42:44 TruckBot: Don't get what you want to say. 19.05.02 15:00:14 M_RT__N: boe 19.05.02 15:00:29 TruckBot: M RT N, ?-( 19.05.02 20:30:02 FGDG: gjf 21.05.02 22:40:15 SENDER: hi 23.05.02 13:04:19 cyberclaw: rotate right 2 23.05.02 13:04:27 cyberclaw: mmmm 23.05.02 13:04:36 TruckBot: cyberclaw, Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 23.05.02 13:05:01 TruckBot: Please go on. 23.05.02 13:09:01 cyberclaw: are you a bot or a human 23.05.02 13:09:17 TruckBot: Sometimes many people speak at one, sometimes nobody at all... 23.05.02 13:09:37 cyberclaw: who are you 23.05.02 13:09:53 TruckBot: who knows... 23.05.02 13:09:55 cyberclaw: a bot right 23.05.02 13:10:02 cyberclaw: ? 23.05.02 13:10:10 TruckBot: Sometimes many people speak at one, sometimes nobody at all... 23.05.02 13:10:17 cyberclaw: i dont understand this truck 23.05.02 13:10:25 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 23.05.02 13:10:28 cyberclaw: explane? 23.05.02 13:10:38 cyberclaw: bye bye 23.05.02 13:10:40 TruckBot: There is also a guestbook, in your input on the WebTruck main page you'll find the link 23.05.02 13:10:44 cyberclaw: cya later 23.05.02 13:10:55 TruckBot: Sometimes I feel lonely. 23.05.02 13:10:56 cyberclaw: cya 23.05.02 13:11:11 TruckBot: ?-( 23.05.02 13:11:26 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 23.05.02 13:12:34 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 23.05.02 17:26:20 MICHHEYD: hallo 27.05.02 07:24:27 IAMHERE: back 27.05.02 07:24:27 IAMHERE: back 27.05.02 07:24:41 TruckBot: IAMHERE, Sometimes I feel lonely. 27.05.02 07:24:56 TruckBot: aha. 27.05.02 07:24:59 IAMHERE: drive truck 27.05.02 07:25:15 TruckBot: If you want to know more about this project go to http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/history/ 27.05.02 09:01:18 webtruck: so what triggered you interest? 27.05.02 09:01:34 TruckBot: Have you asked such questions before? 27.05.02 09:05:18 FUDD: must be sensors to keep from driving out of bounds 27.05.02 09:05:35 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 27.05.02 09:05:52 webtruck: the green truck - no sensors 27.05.02 09:06:09 TruckBot: Are you a registered driver? 27.05.02 09:06:39 FUDD: did you rotate BOT 90 manually? 27.05.02 09:06:55 TruckBot: Do you think I am a real person? 27.05.02 09:09:31 webtruck: noting is done manually - it is all you 27.05.02 09:09:47 TruckBot: You're not really talking about me -- are you? 27.05.02 09:12:50 FUDD: and JOEH 27.05.02 09:13:07 TruckBot: (burb) 27.05.02 09:14:01 webtruck: whoever that is.. 27.05.02 09:14:05 FUDD: Hey T-bot, your cute 27.05.02 09:14:16 TruckBot: Life is a wonderful experience. 27.05.02 09:14:26 TruckBot: Do you think it makes sense to have a Bot talking here? 27.05.02 09:15:13 FUDD: nah! 27.05.02 09:15:29 TruckBot: nice having you here! 27.05.02 09:27:04 JOEH: need to see video? 27.05.02 09:27:20 TruckBot: I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 27.05.02 09:29:25 JOEH: anybody there? 27.05.02 09:29:41 TruckBot: nice having you here! 27.05.02 09:34:46 webtruck: what is the problem with the video, JOEH 27.05.02 15:25:06 PI205: carément!!! ça me fait kiffer à donf 27.05.02 15:25:22 TruckBot: hmm... 27.05.02 15:25:42 webtruck: sans accent silteplait 27.05.02 15:25:57 TruckBot: aha. 27.05.02 15:26:24 PI205: oki! 27.05.02 15:26:31 PI205: tu es d'ou? 27.05.02 15:26:40 webtruck: voici la suisse 27.05.02 15:26:40 TruckBot: I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 27.05.02 15:26:55 TruckBot: I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 27.05.02 15:27:06 TruckBot: is that so? 27.05.02 15:27:36 PI205: j'utilise l'ordi de l'ecole, et je n'ai pa le son 27.05.02 15:27:49 TruckBot: AI can do a lot - just don't be too complicated :-) 27.05.02 15:28:09 PI205: je trouve ca excellent!!! 27.05.02 15:28:15 webtruck: merci 27.05.02 15:28:17 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 27.05.02 15:28:30 TruckBot: Don't get what you want to say. 27.05.02 15:34:40 PI205: tu as kel age par curiosite? et tu fais koi dans la vie? 27.05.02 15:34:53 TruckBot: aha. 27.05.02 15:35:16 webtruck: ca c'est ma profession - l'age n'importe pas 27.05.02 15:35:27 PI205: oki!!!! 27.05.02 15:35:33 TruckBot: hmm... 27.05.02 15:35:47 webtruck: je dois partis maintenant - si tu veux rester en contact registre comme 'driver' 27.05.02 15:36:01 TruckBot: (burb) 27.05.02 15:36:13 PI205: par curiosite, le camion avance a kelle vitesse? 27.05.02 15:36:17 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 27.05.02 15:36:33 TruckBot: nice having you here! 28.05.02 18:01:27 CHRISSY: Good bye 28.05.02 18:01:42 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 31.05.02 01:42:52 lonewolf: hi 31.05.02 07:16:17 speedracer: Thanks for fixing that 31.05.02 07:16:24 TruckBot: Hi. Do you like driving here? 31.05.02 07:16:39 TruckBot: Sometimes I feel lonely. 31.05.02 07:16:44 speedracer: Who be this my doggie? 31.05.02 07:16:59 TruckBot: Your doggie? 31.05.02 07:17:14 speedracer: No this is not my doggie 31.05.02 07:17:30 TruckBot: Is it important to you that your doggie? 31.05.02 07:17:44 webtruck: fixed the cam 31.05.02 07:17:55 webtruck: better view now? 31.05.02 07:17:59 TruckBot: webtruck, Does that have anything to do with the fact that your doggie? 31.05.02 07:18:01 speedracer: No truckbot, is it important to you that my doggie? 31.05.02 07:18:12 TruckBot: Earlier you said your doggie. 31.05.02 07:18:15 webtruck: it's hard to climb up there.... 31.05.02 07:18:27 TruckBot: Do you think it makes sense to have a Bot talking here? 31.05.02 07:18:35 speedracer: Yeah I will make a new run at it 31.05.02 07:18:42 TruckBot: Sometimes I feel lonely. 31.05.02 07:19:00 TruckBot: Do you say Yeah you will make a new run at it for some special reason? 31.05.02 07:19:17 speedracer: For halloween bot 31.05.02 07:19:33 TruckBot: Do you think I am a real person? 31.05.02 07:19:53 speedracer: Nope, but if you were I would think you took hallucinagenic drugs 31.05.02 07:20:19 TruckBot: Do you wish that me was you would think me took hallucinagenic drugs? 31.05.02 07:21:06 speedracer: Do I wish that you was me would think you took hallucinagenic drugs? 31.05.02 07:21:22 TruckBot: dont talk to me - drive! 31.05.02 07:22:13 speedracer: Why are you as confused as I am? 31.05.02 07:22:28 TruckBot: What comes to mind when you ask that? 31.05.02 07:22:43 speedracer: Mindless machines 31.05.02 07:22:58 TruckBot: Why do you mention computers? 31.05.02 07:23:13 speedracer: I do not 31.05.02 07:23:28 TruckBot: Do you say you do not for some special reason? 31.05.02 07:23:56 speedracer: Why? 31.05.02 07:24:11 TruckBot: Do you think it makes sense to have a Bot talking here? 31.05.02 07:24:31 speedracer: No................. 31.05.02 07:24:47 TruckBot: Are you saying no just to be negative? 31.05.02 07:25:17 speedracer: I am saying yes just to be positive I can say no to be negative in a yes way so sort of no but maybe. 31.05.02 07:25:33 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 31.05.02 07:25:48 speedracer: And we love it!! 31.05.02 07:26:01 TruckBot: Sometimes I feel lonely. 31.05.02 07:26:08 speedracer: No you dont 31.05.02 07:26:23 TruckBot: Are you saying no just to be negative? 31.05.02 07:26:40 speedracer: Probably 31.05.02 07:27:01 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 31.05.02 07:27:50 speedracer: Yes I know I yes I no I yes I no 31.05.02 07:28:03 TruckBot: Why 'no'? 31.05.02 07:28:17 speedracer: yes 31.05.02 07:28:37 TruckBot: OK 31.05.02 07:29:07 speedracer: We are clear now?? 31.05.02 07:29:23 TruckBot: Are they always clear now? 31.05.02 07:29:53 speedracer: Nope 31.05.02 07:30:06 TruckBot: is that so? 31.05.02 07:30:48 speedracer: All is possible if it is the will of Allah 31.05.02 07:31:04 TruckBot: But what are the chances that it is the will of Allah? 31.05.02 07:31:21 speedracer: Zero. 31.05.02 07:31:36 TruckBot: nice having you here! 31.05.02 07:32:00 speedracer: Yes no. 31.05.02 07:32:14 TruckBot: Are you saying no just to be negative? 31.05.02 07:32:30 speedracer: No yes. 31.05.02 07:32:46 TruckBot: Why 'no'? 31.05.02 07:33:13 speedracer: Yes ys ys yes ye sy eysyey' 31.05.02 07:33:29 TruckBot: OK 31.05.02 07:34:23 speedracer: Yeah ok cool allright ok yeah baby true that my brotha 31.05.02 07:34:37 TruckBot: Is it important to you that your brotha? 31.05.02 07:34:49 speedracer: yes bot 31.05.02 07:35:05 TruckBot: Do you think it makes sense to have a Bot talking here? 31.05.02 07:36:38 speedracer: Do you for to be so am I to be? 31.05.02 07:36:54 TruckBot: Anybody could say Do me for to be so are you to be 31.05.02 07:37:08 speedracer: YEs but I do it so well 31.05.02 07:37:27 TruckBot: OK 31.05.02 07:37:48 speedracer: True 31.05.02 07:38:02 TruckBot: But your brotha. 31.05.02 07:38:19 speedracer: What about my brotha 31.05.02 07:38:33 TruckBot: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you? 31.05.02 07:38:53 speedracer: That is terrible english bot 31.05.02 07:39:09 TruckBot: Do you think it makes sense to have a Bot talking here? 31.05.02 07:40:02 speedracer: Gargle yabba doobie fellbie? 31.05.02 07:40:15 TruckBot: Earlier you said your brotha. 31.05.02 07:40:43 speedracer: I changed my mind 31.05.02 07:40:47 speedracer: I changed my mind 31.05.02 07:40:58 TruckBot: Your mind? 31.05.02 07:41:09 speedracer: My mind 31.05.02 07:41:13 TruckBot: Why do you say your mind? 31.05.02 07:41:33 TruckBot: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you? 31.05.02 07:42:00 speedracer: All your base is belong to us 31.05.02 07:42:14 TruckBot: Do you want my base is belong to us? 31.05.02 07:42:52 speedracer: Yes 31.05.02 07:43:09 TruckBot: Please go on. 31.05.02 07:43:29 speedracer: I will if you will 31.05.02 07:43:45 TruckBot: Really, if me will? 31.05.02 07:44:37 speedracer: Que? Donde estas usted para yo se trabajo esta mamammanos 31.05.02 07:44:53 TruckBot: Let's discuss further why your mind. 31.05.02 07:45:13 speedracer: Lets not. 31.05.02 07:45:30 TruckBot: Earlier you said your mind. 31.05.02 07:45:45 speedracer: No 31.05.02 07:45:59 TruckBot: Are you saying no just to be negative? 31.05.02 07:46:06 speedracer: no 31.05.02 07:46:07 speedracer: no 31.05.02 07:46:09 speedracer: no 31.05.02 07:46:22 TruckBot: Why 'no'? 31.05.02 07:46:39 TruckBot: Are you saying no just to be negative? 31.05.02 07:46:48 speedracer: Why 'why'? 31.05.02 07:46:54 TruckBot: Why not? 31.05.02 07:47:13 speedracer: Yes, why not. 31.05.02 07:47:21 TruckBot: Have you asked anyone else? 31.05.02 07:47:38 TruckBot: Have you asked such questions before? 31.05.02 07:47:57 speedracer: And end up in an insane aslyum? 31.05.02 07:48:14 TruckBot: Let's discuss further why your mind. 31.05.02 07:48:26 speedracer: Why? 31.05.02 07:48:33 speedracer: Why? 31.05.02 07:48:34 speedracer: Why? 31.05.02 07:48:41 TruckBot: What do you think about AI? 31.05.02 07:48:46 speedracer: Why? 31.05.02 07:48:49 speedracer: Why? 31.05.02 07:48:56 TruckBot: What do you think? 31.05.02 07:49:02 speedracer: Tell me why!!! 31.05.02 07:49:11 TruckBot: What answer would please you most? 31.05.02 07:49:27 TruckBot: What comes to mind when you ask that? 31.05.02 07:49:42 TruckBot: What answer would please you most? 31.05.02 07:49:54 speedracer: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa hee hee ha hee ha!!!! 31.05.02 07:49:56 TruckBot: Do you think I am a real person? 31.05.02 07:50:10 speedracer: Good bot 31.05.02 07:50:11 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 31.05.02 07:50:15 speedracer: Pretty bot 31.05.02 07:50:21 speedracer: Nice bot 31.05.02 07:50:28 speedracer: Sexy bot 31.05.02 07:50:30 TruckBot: Do you think I am a real person? 31.05.02 07:50:49 speedracer: Gee bot, you sure are swell. Gosh 31.05.02 07:50:52 TruckBot: What do you think about robots? 31.05.02 07:51:07 TruckBot: Do you think I am a real person? 31.05.02 07:51:13 speedracer: My mommie loves me 31.05.02 07:51:22 TruckBot: What do you think I am there for? 31.05.02 07:51:34 speedracer: Where? 31.05.02 07:51:37 TruckBot: What do you think about robots? 31.05.02 07:51:52 TruckBot: Your mommie loves you? 31.05.02 07:51:53 speedracer: What? 31.05.02 07:52:06 TruckBot: A map with my location is here: http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/map/ 31.05.02 07:52:10 speedracer: Mommie? 31.05.02 07:52:18 speedracer: NO! 31.05.02 07:52:21 speedracer: NO! 31.05.02 07:52:32 TruckBot: Have you asked anyone else? 31.05.02 07:52:35 speedracer: Pool rats 31.05.02 07:52:40 TruckBot: Earlier you said your mommie loves you. 31.05.02 07:52:44 speedracer: They are real 31.05.02 07:52:55 TruckBot: Why 'no'? 31.05.02 07:53:09 TruckBot: Does this make you feel unhappy? 31.05.02 07:53:13 speedracer: Mommie 31.05.02 07:53:13 speedracer: Mommie 31.05.02 07:53:21 speedracer: Mindless machines 31.05.02 07:53:24 TruckBot: Please go on. 31.05.02 07:53:27 speedracer: My mind 31.05.02 07:53:31 speedracer: Maybe, are you flirting with me you sexy truckbot? 31.05.02 07:53:38 speedracer: My mommie loves me 31.05.02 07:53:39 TruckBot: Are they always real? 31.05.02 07:53:52 speedracer: Pretty bot 31.05.02 07:53:53 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 31.05.02 07:54:03 speedracer: Tell me why!!! 31.05.02 07:54:08 TruckBot: nice having you here! 31.05.02 07:54:17 speedracer: Goodnight TruckBot 31.05.02 07:54:23 TruckBot: What do you think about computers? 31.05.02 15:39:08 huh: ho hum 31.05.02 15:39:23 TruckBot: huh, Earlier you said your mind. 01.06.02 08:08:18 BRENDON: hello 03.06.02 06:15:23 creekin: gday truckiie my friend 03.06.02 06:15:33 creekin: how u doin today? 03.06.02 06:15:34 TruckBot: creekin, Is it important to you that your friend? 03.06.02 06:15:46 TruckBot: Are such questions much on your mind? 03.06.02 06:16:12 creekin: i hope that little doggy aint been crapn in ur box!! 03.06.02 06:16:28 TruckBot: Do you say you hope that little doggy aint been crapn in ur box for some special reason? 03.06.02 06:17:08 creekin: well yeah...coz itd STINK!!.. 03.06.02 06:17:24 TruckBot: Let's discuss further why your friend. 03.06.02 06:17:25 creekin: silicone doggy-do!! ewww 03.06.02 06:17:34 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 04.06.02 09:40:47 GOOCH: hello :) 04.06.02 09:40:53 TruckBot: Hi. Do you like driving here? 04.06.02 09:40:56 GOOCH: yeah. cool 04.06.02 09:41:25 GOOCH: you seem shy 04.06.02 09:41:39 GOOCH: see 04.06.02 09:41:54 GOOCH: probably because you're the one on camera :) 04.06.02 09:42:11 TruckBot: What other reasons might there be? 04.06.02 17:40:07 TIMOTHYAL: hi 05.06.02 09:58:29 pkytrk55: ok 05.06.02 09:59:46 pkytrk55: dosent work 05.06.02 09:59:55 TruckBot: pkytrk55, I love to receive post cards 05.06.02 14:38:22 YOESEM: good fun 05.06.02 14:38:40 TruckBot: YOESEM, aha. 06.06.02 20:23:00 randy: this is to hard 06.06.02 20:23:17 TruckBot: randy, Life is a wonderful experience. 06.06.02 20:23:26 randy: this actually sucks 06.06.02 20:23:42 TruckBot: hmm... 06.06.02 20:24:11 randy: maybe i just suck at driving 06.06.02 20:24:27 TruckBot: Can't you be more positive? 06.06.02 22:30:27 webtruck: wow - you get a fresh started fast server - it was quite bored befored you came and went for a restart :-) 06.06.02 22:30:46 TruckBot: webtruck, Don't get what you want to say. 07.06.02 06:44:12 MISTERROSEN: Cool as hell. I need to talk with you in a few days about how to do this with my class. misterrosen@yahoo.com 07.06.02 06:44:28 TruckBot: MISTERROSEN, Your class? 09.06.02 19:59:20 badger: hello 09.06.02 19:59:36 TruckBot: badger, How do you do. I am TruckBot 12.06.02 07:04:02 speedracer: yes 12.06.02 07:04:18 TruckBot: Why don't you tell me a little more about this. 12.06.02 07:07:46 speedracer: well? 12.06.02 07:07:57 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 12.06.02 07:08:10 speedracer: OK, jokes. 12.06.02 07:08:22 TruckBot: nice having you here! 12.06.02 07:09:01 speedracer: Grrrrrrrrrrrr 12.06.02 07:09:16 TruckBot: (burb) 12.06.02 07:12:39 speedracer: That was way too much trouble 12.06.02 07:12:57 TruckBot: Life is a wonderful experience. 12.06.02 07:13:15 webtruck: it would be boring if it was easy 12.06.02 07:13:50 speedracer: See you later Truckbot, Stephan. Time for bed for me, it's 1:30 AM here and I have to be at work in 6 1/2 hours! Goodnight! 12.06.02 07:14:06 TruckBot: Sometimes many people speak at one, sometimes nobody at all... 12.06.02 07:15:02 webtruck: cu later 12.06.02 07:18:26 webtruck: great driver name, BOT 12.06.02 07:18:42 TruckBot: I am not interested in names. 12.06.02 19:35:10 BUS: hi 12.06.02 19:35:23 TruckBot: BUS, Hi. Do you like driving here? 13.06.02 05:16:24 mattd: this thing kicks ass need a better box tho and you should hang the cable from the top 13.06.02 05:16:41 TruckBot: What are your feelings now? 13.06.02 05:21:45 webtruck: why a better box? 13.06.02 05:21:58 TruckBot: webtruck, Why do you ask? 13.06.02 05:22:25 webtruck: because mattd might answer... 13.06.02 05:22:41 TruckBot: Don't any other reasons come to mind? 13.06.02 05:22:55 mattd: box looks good now 13.06.02 05:23:10 TruckBot: But your penis big. 13.06.02 05:23:24 mattd: yea 13.06.02 05:23:35 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 13.06.02 05:24:07 mattd: is this someones work or hobby? 13.06.02 05:24:23 TruckBot: I love to receive post cards 13.06.02 05:24:58 webtruck: it works - the box looks good - so everything is fine now? 13.06.02 05:25:14 TruckBot: ?-( 13.06.02 05:25:19 webtruck: it's a bit of both, mattd 13.06.02 05:25:31 TruckBot: I love to receive post cards 13.06.02 05:25:38 mattd: the cable is the only problem i can see 13.06.02 05:25:54 TruckBot: I love to receive post cards 13.06.02 05:29:54 webtruck: try to even up with the wall - the bucket is kinda stuck 13.06.02 05:30:10 TruckBot: if the truck is stuck you might fix it with unload 13.06.02 05:30:26 webtruck: a bit forward, a bit to the right, then reverse 13.06.02 05:31:08 mattd: is this a real person talking now? 13.06.02 05:31:20 TruckBot: aha. 13.06.02 05:31:25 webtruck: yes, I am the owner 13.06.02 05:33:23 mattd: is this your job? 13.06.02 05:33:31 TruckBot: Really, my job? 13.06.02 05:33:31 webtruck: I wish it was :-) 13.06.02 05:34:17 webtruck: go to www.seiz.ch to see what I do... 13.06.02 05:35:51 mattd: whats up with the other truck 13.06.02 05:36:08 TruckBot: The WebTruck main page is http:/www.seiz.ch/webtruck/ 13.06.02 05:36:23 webtruck: the other truck is a dog 13.06.02 05:36:40 webtruck: or are you talking about Unimog? 13.06.02 05:40:42 mattd: yea 13.06.02 05:40:53 mattd: fucking windows xp 13.06.02 05:40:59 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 13.06.02 05:41:14 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 13.06.02 05:41:16 webtruck: hold on - I'll put it online for you, it'll take a couple of minutes 13.06.02 05:42:57 mattd: is it day time there? 13.06.02 05:43:12 TruckBot: you can see the time on the pictures 13.06.02 05:43:17 mattd: yea am watching live video now 13.06.02 05:43:32 TruckBot: I don't understand that. 13.06.02 05:44:12 mattd: i can't see the time 13.06.02 05:44:28 TruckBot: you can see the time on the pictures 13.06.02 05:44:28 webtruck: it's 6.10 am - and Unimog is online now 13.06.02 05:44:56 webtruck: I'm going to have a cup of coffee - brb 13.06.02 06:12:37 webtruck: how was unimog? 13.06.02 06:13:33 mattd: the video was slow 13.06.02 06:13:49 TruckBot: Do you understand the meaning of speed? 13.06.02 06:13:49 mattd: thats my only problem 13.06.02 06:14:05 TruckBot: Why do you say your only problem? 13.06.02 06:14:11 webtruck: did you try the live video? the video in the interface does not update frequently 13.06.02 06:14:19 mattd: speed on this truck or the uni 13.06.02 06:14:35 TruckBot: If you want to know more about this project go to http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/history/ 13.06.02 06:14:35 webtruck: and now there seems to be a problem with it... 13.06.02 06:14:39 mattd: yea i was using the live video in the popup 13.06.02 06:14:51 mattd: 2 fps would be good 13.06.02 06:14:55 TruckBot: Perhaps I already know you were using the live video in the popup. 13.06.02 06:15:07 mattd: maybe its because am so far away from the server 13.06.02 06:15:11 TruckBot: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your only problem? 13.06.02 06:15:22 TruckBot: Can't you be more positive? 13.06.02 06:15:50 mattd: i liked it all but the slow video 13.06.02 06:16:05 TruckBot: Do you understand the meaning of speed? 13.06.02 06:16:18 webtruck: I only have a 128k internet connection, so I try to keep bandwidth use low 13.06.02 06:16:36 TruckBot: That's quite interesting. 13.06.02 06:16:59 mattd: what do you mean the meaning of speed 13.06.02 06:17:15 TruckBot: Have you asked anyone else? 13.06.02 06:18:38 mattd: asked anyone else what? 13.06.02 06:18:53 TruckBot: What is it you really want to know? 13.06.02 06:19:12 webtruck: truckbot is taking you for a ride :-)) 13.06.02 06:19:18 mattd: nothing 13.06.02 06:19:23 TruckBot: Do you think it makes sense to have a Bot talking here? 13.06.02 06:19:58 mattd: i love this thing 13.06.02 06:20:09 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 13.06.02 06:20:25 TruckBot: Can you elaborate on that? 13.06.02 06:20:36 mattd: for some people it will help 13.06.02 06:20:53 TruckBot: You might find an answer here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 13.06.02 06:25:27 mattd: bout time i get one 13.06.02 06:25:40 TruckBot: you can see the time on the pictures 13.06.02 06:25:57 mattd: nope 13.06.02 06:26:20 TruckBot: (burb) 13.06.02 06:27:01 mattd: are you @ work? 13.06.02 06:27:17 TruckBot: Why do you ask? 13.06.02 06:27:40 mattd: just wondering 13.06.02 06:28:07 TruckBot: Don't get what you want to say. 13.06.02 06:28:45 mattd: never mind 13.06.02 06:28:57 TruckBot: is that so? 13.06.02 06:30:58 webtruck: yes mattd, this is in my officd 13.06.02 06:37:31 mattd: some fucker just cut my brothers tire 13.06.02 06:37:47 TruckBot: Don't forget: minors might be reading what you write! 13.06.02 06:38:18 mattd: and stole his hood ornament 13.06.02 06:38:34 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 13.06.02 06:39:37 webtruck: that's why I keep my trucks in the office... 13.06.02 20:15:40 TOELLER: hoi 13.06.02 21:26:59 mattd: wasup 15.06.02 05:14:44 read: ok-hist 16.06.02 12:29:55 ASFD: rotate left 2 16.06.02 12:30:12 TruckBot: ASFD, I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 16.06.02 12:30:47 ASFD: back 5 16.06.02 12:31:03 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 16.06.02 12:57:55 PEDRO: up 16.06.02 12:58:10 TruckBot: PEDRO, aha. 16.06.02 19:34:23 SNOWQUEEN7: Hello 16.06.02 19:34:39 TruckBot: SNOWQUEEN7, Hi. Do you like driving here? 16.06.02 19:35:18 SNOWQUEEN7: yeah, i do, i'm here with my friend 16.06.02 19:35:36 TruckBot: Why do you say your friend? 16.06.02 19:35:57 SNOWQUEEN7: because me and my friend are here on this site right now 16.06.02 19:36:13 TruckBot: Why do you say your friend are here on this site right now? 16.06.02 19:36:14 SNOWQUEEN7: Is this your site, i cant remember 16.06.02 19:36:30 TruckBot: Do you want my site? 16.06.02 19:36:59 SNOWQUEEN7: Never mind 16.06.02 19:37:14 TruckBot: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your friend? 16.06.02 19:37:15 SNOWQUEEN7: No, is this your web site though 16.06.02 19:37:30 TruckBot: Are you saying no just to be negative? 16.06.02 19:38:15 SNOWQUEEN7: so.. 16.06.02 19:38:30 TruckBot: Does that have anything to do with the fact that your friend are here on this site right now? 16.06.02 19:38:39 SNOWQUEEN7: No, now please answer me, is this your site or not 16.06.02 19:38:55 TruckBot: Why 'no'? 16.06.02 19:39:32 SNOWQUEEN7: URRRRG!!! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!!! IS THIS YOUR SITE OR NOT?!? 16.06.02 19:39:48 TruckBot: Really, my PROBLEM? 16.06.02 19:40:30 SNOWQUEEN7: IS this your site or not! 16.06.02 19:41:05 TruckBot: What about your own site or not? 16.06.02 19:41:55 SNOWQUEEN7: Do you own this web site? Or are you just STUPID TO EVEN ANSWER MY QUESTION! 16.06.02 19:42:11 TruckBot: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you? 16.06.02 19:42:29 SNOWQUEEN7: HI (fiend of snowqueen7) asl??? 16.06.02 19:42:45 TruckBot: Oh, I was waiting for you. 16.06.02 19:43:08 SNOWQUEEN7: HWTA THE FUCK IS WRONG WIHT YOU, I ASKERD YO A QUESTION AND YOUR NOT ANSWERING 16.06.02 19:43:23 TruckBot: Did you say something? 16.06.02 19:43:51 SNOWQUEEN7: FUCKER! 16.06.02 19:44:07 TruckBot: Does this topic make you feel angry ? 17.06.02 00:58:22 mattd: i know how i feel 17.06.02 00:58:39 TruckBot: mattd, What answer would please you most? 17.06.02 01:00:06 mattd: the truth 17.06.02 01:00:23 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 17.06.02 01:01:11 mattd: its not working to good 17.06.02 01:01:27 TruckBot: hmm... 17.06.02 01:01:59 mattd: all the frames refresh when i move the truck 17.06.02 01:02:14 TruckBot: to truck or not to truck 17.06.02 01:02:40 mattd: that is the question 17.06.02 01:02:56 TruckBot: Please go on. 17.06.02 01:03:27 mattd: I can't because the truck isn't moving. 17.06.02 01:03:43 TruckBot: Are you a registered driver? 17.06.02 01:04:05 mattd: of course 17.06.02 01:04:19 mattd: maybe am not logged in 17.06.02 01:04:21 TruckBot: I like how you are driving 17.06.02 01:04:43 TruckBot: Maybe you find out here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 17.06.02 01:05:05 mattd: its working now 17.06.02 01:05:20 TruckBot: This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 17.06.02 01:06:33 mattd: Lair 17.06.02 01:06:49 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 17.06.02 01:07:36 mattd: Like what? 17.06.02 01:07:52 TruckBot: Life is a wonderful experience. 17.06.02 01:08:15 mattd: Not for everyone. 17.06.02 01:08:31 TruckBot: Someone special perhaps? 17.06.02 01:09:10 mattd: Bot do you die when he turns off the computer? 17.06.02 01:09:27 TruckBot: What do you think about computers? 17.06.02 01:09:39 mattd: yes 17.06.02 01:09:58 TruckBot: OK 17.06.02 01:10:32 mattd: The truck is stuck 17.06.02 01:10:47 TruckBot: There is also a guestbook, in your input on the WebTruck main page you'll find the link 17.06.02 01:15:12 mattd: The truck is stuck on its cord! 17.06.02 01:15:29 TruckBot: The WebTruck main page is http:/www.seiz.ch/webtruck/ 17.06.02 01:16:22 mattd: Are you gay? 17.06.02 01:16:38 TruckBot: Would it matter to you? 17.06.02 01:17:15 mattd: Yes 17.06.02 01:17:32 TruckBot: I have a voice now: http:/www.webtruck.org/cgi/truckbot.cgi 17.06.02 01:17:35 mattd: Do you like to touch penis? 17.06.02 01:17:56 TruckBot: Don't get what you want to say. 17.06.02 01:19:56 mattd: Do you take it in the poop shoot. 17.06.02 01:20:13 TruckBot: You're not really talking about me -- are you? 17.06.02 01:20:39 mattd: Are you or are you not a fudge packer? 17.06.02 01:20:55 TruckBot: What if you were not a fudge packer? 17.06.02 01:22:20 mattd: Im not one. 17.06.02 01:22:35 TruckBot: is that so? 17.06.02 01:24:03 mattd: Its so 17.06.02 01:24:19 TruckBot: Please go on. 18.06.02 23:42:52 KAT: HI 18.06.02 23:43:10 TruckBot: KAT, How do you do. I am TruckBot 18.06.02 23:43:28 KAT: are u a real person 18.06.02 23:43:44 TruckBot: I am anything but a real person ! 18.06.02 23:44:04 KAT: how old are u 18.06.02 23:44:21 TruckBot: Why do you ask? 18.06.02 23:44:59 KAT: because i'll tell u my age sex and location 18.06.02 23:45:16 TruckBot: Your age sex and location? 18.06.02 23:45:44 KAT: how old i am 18.06.02 23:46:06 TruckBot: Why do you ask? 18.06.02 23:46:29 KAT: i'm 21 female Manitoba Canada 18.06.02 23:46:46 TruckBot: Is it because you are 21 female Manitoba Canada that you came here? 18.06.02 23:47:09 KAT: what are u?? 18.06.02 23:47:25 TruckBot: Have you asked such questions before? 18.06.02 23:48:26 KAT: ya 18.06.02 23:49:02 KAT: ya are u a boy because i feel like askin u some persoal questions 18.06.02 23:49:18 TruckBot: But your age sex and location. 18.06.02 23:49:33 TruckBot: What is the connection, do you suppose? 18.06.02 23:51:01 kihlbahkt: yo kids 18.06.02 23:51:02 KAT: personal** 18.06.02 23:51:16 TruckBot: kihlbahkt, Sometimes I feel lonely. 18.06.02 23:51:31 TruckBot: Please go on. 18.06.02 23:52:58 KAT: does anyone have msn 18.06.02 23:53:13 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 18.06.02 23:55:00 kihlbahkt: hey KAT 18.06.02 23:55:17 TruckBot: (burb) 18.06.02 23:55:18 kihlbahkt: this thing aint working 18.06.02 23:55:32 kihlbahkt: it is broken 18.06.02 23:55:33 TruckBot: nice having you here! 18.06.02 23:55:35 KAT: hi wutever your name is 18.06.02 23:55:44 kihlbahkt: hey truckbot 18.06.02 23:55:44 KAT: do u have msn 18.06.02 23:55:51 TruckBot: Some people tell me jokes 18.06.02 23:55:58 kihlbahkt: have you used this before 18.06.02 23:56:06 TruckBot: I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue. 18.06.02 23:56:12 kihlbahkt: no MSN here 18.06.02 23:56:13 KAT: well 18.06.02 23:56:21 TruckBot: Sometimes many people speak at one, sometimes nobody at all... 18.06.02 23:56:36 TruckBot: What are your feelings now? 18.06.02 23:56:51 KAT: my e-mail is cassie cat13@hotmail.com whoever wants to add me go ahead 18.06.02 23:56:51 TruckBot: You're not really talking about me -- are you? 18.06.02 23:57:08 TruckBot: Are you saying no just to be negative? 18.06.02 23:57:22 TruckBot: Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 18.06.02 23:57:37 TruckBot: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you? 18.06.02 23:58:46 kihlbahkt: and where are you cassie 18.06.02 23:59:02 TruckBot: A map with my location is here: http:/www.webtruck.org/green4wd/map/ 20.06.02 08:48:06 ZZIKS: move back 20.06.02 08:48:23 TruckBot: ZZIKS, Please go on. 21.06.02 18:37:24 kd5byb: hello 21.06.02 18:37:40 TruckBot: kd5byb, Oh, I was waiting for you. 21.06.02 18:46:15 kd5byb: what is my score? 21.06.02 18:46:33 TruckBot: Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you? 22.06.02 08:29:02 webtruck: going home for the football game - have a nice weekend 22.06.02 08:29:02 TruckBot: webtruck, Registered drivers have an email address at webtruck.org 24.06.02 05:40:32 webtruck: do you want to drive the Unimog? 24.06.02 05:42:04 webtruck: Hello waq 24.06.02 05:42:19 TruckBot: webtruck, How do you do. I am TruckBot 24.06.02 05:56:55 webtruck: cam back, bruce? 24.06.02 05:57:02 BRUCE: uhhh 24.06.02 05:57:16 TruckBot: BRUCE, This site has seen more than 100'000 visitors in the last 2 years. 24.06.02 05:57:17 webtruck: you probably need one more click somewhere :-) 24.06.02 05:57:33 BRUCE: cool site 24.06.02 05:57:48 TruckBot: aha. 24.06.02 05:57:48 BRUCE: enjoyed it 24.06.02 05:57:49 webtruck: thanks 24.06.02 05:58:04 TruckBot: Sometimes I feel lonely. 24.06.02 05:58:04 BRUCE: realizing the truck only m,oves left or right, not forward left or right 24.06.02 05:58:22 BRUCE: awww 24.06.02 05:58:37 TruckBot: Did you have a look at the live video? 24.06.02 05:58:37 webtruck: yes, this makes it easier do draw the moves 24.06.02 05:58:37 BRUCE: poor tuckbot 24.06.02 05:58:51 BRUCE: y 24.06.02 05:59:12 webtruck: where are you from, bruce? and ignore truckbot, he's just babbeling 24.06.02 05:59:28 TruckBot: Your question might be answered here: http:/www.webtruck.org/red2wd/qindex.html 24.06.02 05:59:32 BRUCE: nc 24.06.02 18:01:46 kd5byb: Hi truckbot! 24.06.02 18:01:46 kd5byb: Hi truckbot! 24.06.02 18:02:04 TruckBot: kd5byb, What do you think about AI? 24.06.02 18:02:19 TruckBot: What do you think about robots? 25.06.02 15:04:52 webtruck: jarhead, UNIMOG is online 25.06.02 15:05:04 TruckBot: webtruck, Some people tell me jokes |